Lupe Fiasco Explains Kid Cudi Beef Through Extended Santa Metaphor

Lupe Fiasco says Kid Cudi is still a "bitch," but he's over the beef.

Lupe Fiasco didn't like the way he was being framed as a villain following his Kid Cudi diss at a recent show, so he decided to explain the situation in a way everyone could understand -- a Santa metaphor.

The rapper wrote a Twitter story to illustrate the dynamics of the beef, creating a scenario where a kid who was touched inappropriately by a mall Santa is trying to tell the world, but no one will believe him, and he ends up looking like the aggressor.

It's a pretty unconventional way of giving us his side, but what he's trying to remind us is that Cudder's trolling is what inspired all of this, and people seem to have forgotten the root of the issue.

At the end of it all, he says he's now over the feud, but still feels Cudi is a "bitch" when it comes down to it. We'll have to wait and see if this is truly where it all ends. 


Its like a kid says he's gonna kill Santa Claus because he touched his ass @ the mall & people are siding with Santa https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

the kid is like "I'm telling you when we sat down for the picture he grabbed my ass" & people are like "sure he did" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

Then you go back to the mall and Santa is like "I never met this kid before" but the kid has the picture https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

And the kid is like "explain this then you lying ass bitch" and Santa is like "clearly it's photoshopped" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

And the people are like "yeah it do look a little photoshopped" and the kid is like "you can't photoshop a Polaroid" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

Then people look at Santa...and Santa says "but I'm Santa" and the people be like "well he is Santa" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

Then the kid is like "da fuck?!! First of all Santa don't really exist and this bitch is clearly in a costume!" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

Flustered the kid is like "Santa can we have a side convo just so we can establish the facts?" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

And Santa is like "fuck you lil Nigga, you tried to play me! You can't accuse Santa like that!" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

So the kid is like "you know what Santa when I catch you I'm fucking you up, you know you touched my ass. It's cool tho."

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

By this time the photo line is backed all the way up to the food court and the other kids just see some irate little guy checkin Santa

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

They don't really care what happened they just want they picture taken and this angry little kid is fucking all that up right now.

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

So now the other kids who don't know Santa is really an ass touching bitch in disguise are starting to root for Santa.

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

"Hey leave Santa alone you bad little bully" says one. "Hey Santa is a nice man. Your a meanie!" Says a little girl. It's mayhem.

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

So the kid under the tyranny of the ignorant masses is forced to leave the mall. No justice no peace. the line continues. the photos taken.

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

And Santa continues to touch ass after ass with impunity. But knows that if ever leaves the mall that little kid is waiting. The End.

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

But back 2the story. At the end of that Milwaukee freestyle I let tha Cudi shit go. He still a bitch in my book. But Im done wit it #promise

— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015

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